Jokes

Joke 1 of 3
A wife was planning for a short 2-night trip to China with her mother, her brother and his family. Her husband however couldn't join. After a serious thinking process, she decided to stay.

Do you know why she didn't join?

The husband said that she wanted to protect the "territory integrity" of her/their bed, being afraid that the bed would be occupied by some other woman.

丈夫事小，睡床的半壁江山领土完整事大。

Joke 2 of 3
What is the real reason then?

The wife said that she wanted to spend more time accompanying the husband, assuming that he wants to be accompanied by her!

Joke 3 of 3
Jokes 1 and 2 are real!