An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
错误/郑愁予 我打江南走过,那等在季节里的容颜如莲花的开落。东风不来,三月的柳絮不飞,你底心如小小的寂寞的城,恰若青石的街道向晚。跫音不响,三月春帏不揭,你底心是小小的窗扉紧掩。我达达的马蹄是美丽的错误,我不是归人,是个过客……
Thursday, January 08, 2009
WHY U.S. HAS A CRISIS
WHY U.S. HAS A CRISIS!
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