Thursday, January 08, 2009

WHY U.S. HAS A CRISIS

WHY U.S. HAS A CRISIS!
                                                                              An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can    take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for    work in six weeks.'                                                                                                                                       A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one         person,                                                                      put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.                                                                                           A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can    take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both   looking for work in two weeks.'                                                                                                                           An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way          behind,                                                                      we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas , put him in the White     House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'                                                                                             

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