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Have a laugh 😂:

(1) A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied: "My husband's cheque book!!"

(2) A prospective husband in a book store asked: "Do you have a book called 'Husband – the Master of the House'? "
Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 2nd floor."

(3) Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife 'Darling, Honey, Love' . What's the secret?"
Old man replied: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask!"

(4) Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day."
Husband: "I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday."

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